Ray, Today! (10-20-17)

Ray, Today! (10-20-17)

Today I’m a Septaugenarian

Ain’t no Vegetarian

But I LOVE’S my Peas, as I live and breathe

Which makes me an Oxygen-arian

 I gots no aquarium, not a Rastafarian

Still alive so no buryin’

Bit I IS an antiquarian, a bit of a librarian

WHEW! I’m white an’ I can’t Rap, ‘les there’s a present in it

And THIS is a GIFT…

…aw MAN!? I just spit on myself!